Truffle Muffle 

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

Truffle Muffle by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

Jizz Muffer 

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

Jizz Muffer by Tom Foote August 1, 2008

muffleufagus 

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

muffleufagus by Dwight August 3, 2005

huff muffer 

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

huff muffer by missy19994 March 29, 2011

muffle

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

muffle by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006

muffle bag 

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

muffle bag by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

muffled 

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

muffled by Youngbleeze October 16, 2006