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militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up
Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"
by SCADLax October 26, 2012
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militaristic adventurism

(Donald Trump's description of Hilary Clinton's failed foreign policy):

When you so incompetently conduct US foreign policy that you actually want to see how far worse things will get for your country before you will have no other choice than use sword over pen
Militaristic adventurism is not a good US foreign policy strategy
by Sexydimma September 9, 2016
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anarcho-militarism

n. A philosophy, espoused by the Republican Party, advocating endless tax cuts on rich people, cutting safety restrictions and trade regulations, and unilaterally invading sovereign nations.
For the last thirty years, the dominant ideology in America has been anarcho-militarism.
by IFKaramazov August 15, 2011
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de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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militarize

To act hostile or initiate an argument with someone without being provoked.
Beef just militarized on me by making fun of the girl I banged.
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militarian

someone online who is obsessed with military/war topics such as special forces from different countries, weapons used in war, military-related vehicles, etc. They don’t realize the horrors and pain of war itself, they just see it as a cool and edgy trend. They go further than just support the military, they glorify something gross and unwanted.
Person 1: “check out this cool edit of the UK Special Forces, they’re so badass!!”
Person 2: “shut the fuck up you militarian”
by sevilize April 4, 2022
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MiliTard

A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.

A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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