Mikey

mikey is my totally super very super very favorite person ever

mikey is so cool and amazing and cool and amazinf

by anonymous August 6, 2023

Mikey

The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass

Mikey get your fat ass up

by Willy man the third October 11, 2019

Mikey Phelps

Best DJ In New York City. Defining lit moments everyday, and providing happiness to all people.

Mikey Phelps is Lit. Mikey Phelps is a good person. Period.

by Mikey Phelps March 6, 2019

Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

Mikeys re-up

Something you don’t wanna fuck up

Yo , You fucking crack head U fucked up my re-up; yo did you fuck up mikeys re-up bro?

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020