Mikey

A name of an annoying person that the only thing worse than their personality is their laugh.

Shut the fuck up, you sound like a mikey

Cmon dude, dont be a mikey

by MassiveBallsGigachad November 22, 2021

Mikey lock

Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.

Mikey Lock is there OMG he’s so handsome and attractive OMG

by LordMJL November 22, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.

Steve: Wow, Mikey, you're so funny!
Mikey: That's because I'm Mikey.

by Steve Snoola Suffers September 12, 2021

Mikey Moment

A term used to refer to a particular time in which a person says or does something perceived as unintelligent, overcomplicated, or inaccurate.

Boy 1 had a Mikey Moment when he went skydiving without a parachute. This was his final Mikey Moment.

by Drafnic July 30, 2021

Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011