pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

Man Mess

Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.

Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!

Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!

by theREALharryjones August 9, 2010

Swampy Mess

A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.

I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.

by Butler Butt Clogger March 2, 2012

a mess

emma shaffer

person: emma you’re not a mess
emma: i’m the definition of a mess

by ohmygoodnessahhhhh July 16, 2018

M.M. ( my mess, my man)

The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.

That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)

by M.m. March 23, 2020

hot ghetto mess

black bike weekend in myrtle beach at Red Lobster

It sounds like a Zoo out there!!! Everyones screaming, gulpiing down raspberry lemonade, eating fried seafood, and trying to get stuff for free. THIS IS A HOT GHETTO MESS!!

by Cornelious Griffey July 24, 2006

Hot Mess

When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hott

Man she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott!

by SkunkMelish April 13, 2009