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Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.
"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"
by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009
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phantom menacing

A close cousin to submarining but not exactly ghosting, phantom menacing is the continuous act of showing signs of life on someone's social media feed (mostly through likes, possibly retweets) repeatedly or in intermittent patterns. But what makes phantom menacing different from submarining is that the phantom menace never actually opens up a line of dialog with the target in public conversation or private messaging.

While a person can phantom menace someone of any gender that they have a platonic relationship with, phantom menacing is virtually always done to a woman by a man after hooking up or dating. He will do this for weeks or even several months after he last exchanged a word with her yet never actually talk to her even after liking hundreds of her tweets.
"Remember that guy John I hooked up with forever ago at that party? We still follow each other on Facebook even though we haven't spoken in almost a year. Why does he keep phantom menacing me every few months by liking up every single post yet not saying anything? I don't live in a fuckin guarded tower, JUST TALK TO ME."
by bufonidae666 August 1, 2018
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the menard menage

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend
Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action
by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003
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denis the menece

A....menece that is to be cherished for life
Hey I am lucky I have a Denis the menece
by Angry teen August 3, 2016
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ménage à trois

a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.

b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship
i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend
by Sexydimma October 8, 2014
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Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.
Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.
by 559mickey November 8, 2009
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manace

Manace is a mashup of "manager" and "ace" that compliments the tenacity and dedication of a boss with regards to securing the positions of the people who work for him/her. Rather than pushing pencils and delegating his work to underlings, a Manace is... One who takes control of any situation, where the protection of a subordinate's stature is concerned. i.e. "if you don't want to walk on eggshells, if you don't want to worry about the axe falling, then you want to work for boss/manager's name - believe me, he's a manace."
You're late again, but don't worry, I told you when you were hired I'm a Manace - I got you covered.
by Adolph Oliver November 7, 2013
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