Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 May 5, 2018

langer

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

liger

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It looks like a giant lion, with diffused tiger stripes. Like tigers (and unlike lions), ligers like swimming.

They are mythical creatures that are very rare. Ligers can travel at speeds of up to 90 mph, are very adept at camoflauging themselves, and only eat ice cream sandwiches. Probably the the most bibble creature of all time.

1. "What are you drawing? A liger.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

2. "I'm here to see a man about a liger."

3. "Ligers are magical creatures. They have crazy skills, but only eat ice cream sandwiches, which are, by the way, delicious."

by KDog October 28, 2004

Linder

a ravenous penis eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.

Some Linder satisfied my grandfather last night.

I hate it when Linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.

fag penis eater crotch muncher

by the big fat crazy ud guy April 8, 2009

Liger

-a mythical beast found in the southern part of Lake Titicaca. It is a cross between a lion and a tiger. It was breed by the native Indian tribes for its skill in magic. It enjoys to eat steak and ruin everyones lives, like Uncle Rico. It spends its time hunting wild Honeymoon Stallions. It is pretty much Napoleon Dynamite's favorite animal.

"What are you drawing"
"A liger."
"Whats a Liger?"
"Its a cross between a lion and a tiger, breed for its skills in magic...pretty much my favorite animal!"

by Sarah n James December 30, 2004

liger

1. (noun) A 'mythical creature' from the popular film for white trash kids, Napoleon Dynamite. They have big butts. Wtf.

2. (noun) The result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. (75% lion; 25% tiger) They have both stripes and spots. They inherit strengths from both parents and is probably the largest in the cat family. They should weigh about 800-1200 pounds, according to my research.
Also see it's opposite, the tigon.

"Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

"Did you see that liger? HOLY CRAP; IT WAS LIKE HUGE!"

by Psychotic Beef April 10, 2005