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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Life

A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...
It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...

Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?

And then, life ends.
by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022
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Life

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Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.
by 8173t492837dhwudnhwkj June 23, 2021
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No Life

Originally a term for NEETs and shut-ins that do not even have a shard of personal or social interactions with people they have known or know outside of online communities. In modern times, the phrase is frowned upon, and those who say it are immediately considered to be immature or egotistical. This is because of an abundance of children on the internet repeatedly and obnoxiously using the word as an insult, regardless of whether or not they do "have a life."
(During an online chat, someone asks the users what they enjoy personally.)
Person 1: I personally enjoy playing video games. I even have a collection of them!
Person 2: LOL, VIDEO GAMES? You have no life!
Person 1: Actually, I do have a life, so fuck off, you fucking 11 year old.
by Baconpower December 4, 2016
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life

life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out June 9, 2018
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life

why tf did i have to be born?!
life is a bitch and we all know it too.
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Life

I have a life
by Dictionary changer February 27, 2019
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