bloody lasagna

when you cut off a girls vagina and serve it to her sibling for breakfast/lunch/dinner

Dude I just gave that chick a bloody lasagna

by straightedgexXx August 3, 2007

lasagna

Lasagna, Lasagned(Past tence)Lasagnaing(act of) When you're drunk as hell doing doggy-style and you yack all over her back. Thus looks like a plate of lasagna.

Damn! I was so fucked up last night, I lasagnaed the bitch!

by Jimmy-Jo October 14, 2007

Lasagna

Alex's favourite food.

Alex: I had lasagna...

by LeeLee July 16, 2004

lasagna

How this bowl of pure deliciousness should be pronounced.

Lasagna said like "luh-zag-nay"

by Partyhoe May 19, 2017

Bitch lasagna

T-series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna bitch lasagna

T-series is a bitch lasagna

by Fsl April 13, 2019

ghost lasagna

All lasagna is ghost lasagna because all lasagnas look like ghosts.

Give me a piece of that dank ghost lasagna.

by Lasagnope October 30, 2017

Cold Lasagna Effect

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.

Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.

by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010