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The Last King

An Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa) fanfiction written by Ember3ye on ao3. It is extremely well-written and full of great plot points. It is set in a fantasy world that the author created themself, full of lore and many characters from haikyuu. The fanart is also immaculate too.
Person A: Have you caught up on the latest chapter of The Last King?

Person B: YES IT WAS SO GOOD I CRIED.
by horseerin January 14, 2021
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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
by cockjacker March 1, 2023
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Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41

1:30:41 is a time stamp in the movie Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, quoting

Kitty:“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
Puss: “Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.”
Showing how one will use their one and only wish to spend their whole life with someone they care and love.
Person1: What is a quote you really relate to?
Person2: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41
Person1: What?
Person2: I would wish for a life with you
by MarbledBeef June 6, 2023
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last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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obamas last name

person 1: whats obamas last name?
person 2: care
person 1: like obamacare?
person 2: yes
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
by Refresh100 July 3, 2010
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last minute larry

A person who waits until the last possible minute/second to do something. i.e. Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit.
Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

To complete homework in class while the teacher is collecting it. You are called a "Last minute Larry."
by Slopestizzle November 6, 2013
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