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lal koota

An insult used towards a freshie who does a runner as soon as he secures his red passport/naturalised as a British Citizen.
Lal koota done a runner to Luton, when he gets caught he will be vomiting up the milk he drank from his mothers breast as a child
by Warmancrew February 28, 2022
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Recycled Kooter

A sex position performed by thrusting your penis into the vagina while hanging off a recycling truck shouting REDUCE, REUSE, AND RECYCLE!!!
OMG! They’re doing the recycled kooter
by Theimpracticaljoker April 30, 2022
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killer kootch

Kootch so Strong it will Take your Life.
Beware of the Killer Kootch on the loose, it will snatch your life force.
by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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