Keester

It means you eat a mans ass out.

Man you keester.
Did you keester with that man?

by Tit nipple August 19, 2018

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter

A Beautiful and mythical beast, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is thought to be the results of a horrible genetic experiment. A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a hybrid between a bat, pig, yoda, a frog, stitch, dog and Anne Boleyn. Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are often preceded by a unique overpowering and pungent flatulent stench and/or odd snorting/gurgling sounds.

"Fadi Enchees/Enchis" as they are often referred to, display Charlie Sheen like ability to get away with near murder. Their extreme fuglieness is the source of their power.

You can often find Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters engaging in short intense bouts of frantic/manic and seemingly pointless activities followed by prolonged periods of extreme lethargy and sonic snoring.

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters will eat any animal, plant, or mineral substance offered to them at any time regardless of their actual need for nutrients, although they are not adept at the act of chewing.

If you encounter a Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter, your best chance to escape a severe slobbering is to distract the creature with a squeaky object and then run at a medium pace in the opposite direction. Do not strain yourself and risk pulling muscles, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are NOT know for their speed or athletic abilities.

Did you see that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter? I've never seen anything that simultaneously cute and ugly!

If there is a God, Fadi Enchilada was surely made from all the left over parts.

She may be dumb, but at least she's no Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter!

I know I shouldn't, but I really want to touch that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter.

by LoveFadi1 March 18, 2011

ketterer

the little strings that are on a clementine when you peel them.

Christopher threw his ketterers at Amy after he ate his clementine.

by Yugoslavin January 6, 2008

trapper keeper car

Low grade vehicles with add-ons and horrible paint jobs that cost more than the vehicles worth, making it look like a decked out lawn mower.

a.k.a. lawnmower car

Guy 1: dude there are so many trapper keeper cars here, i dont get it

Guy 2: wtf is a trapper keeper car?

Guy 1: dont roll up next to me in your honda painted 5 different colors with splash graphics and a cannon for an exhaust tip and rev at me

Guy 2: lmfao

by A.F.B. August 9, 2010

Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009