Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

jonus

a penis, especially in the pub

OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.

by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

jombus

oversized anal cavity formed when fat chode enters the anus

Rick: "oh yeah put that chode in my anus."

Jake: "oooopppsss its a jombus now"

Rick: "ahhhhhhhhh shit fuck my asshole"

Corbin: "hey can i get in on this?"

by chodeSLAM69 January 23, 2011

Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010

the jonus

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

by Starrbarr September 23, 2005

Joust

to give "head".... best if used on friends

"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"

by Bob Dole January 11, 2005