Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.
Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."
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When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
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Get the Dirty Jared mug.A combo of the words "Japan" and "laser". A Japser is a weapon used in 2250. Japsers were created by the Japanese after Earth was taken over by the Irkens (ref- Invader Zim). First sed in GalaxyDancer's fanfic "Down Came The Rain" (www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=11875)
"But it doesn't matter now, because I'm never going back. Ever. I will kill myself with a Japser first."
~Zim
~Zim
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More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
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Get the Jare mug."My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
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