Jagerade

Jagerade©, is a delicious alcoholic beverage created by Jasper E. Preston in Marietta Ga, in 2009.

to create "Jasper's original Jagerade©"

1part Gatorade
1 part jagermeister

aye man, you got some gatorade and jager? I'm going to make some of "JASPER'S ORIGINAL JAGERADE©"

by BigUnc December 24, 2009

jäger demons

When one drinks nearly a full bottle of jäger to his or herself, they may feel as if their body has become overtaken by the "exorcist". This will result in a lot of screaming absurd things in a deep demonic voice....followed by, Terrible mosh dancing, accusing others of smelling like dog shit, a strange appetite for paper bags, banging your head off of ceiling fan switches, and a high risk of hitting on a very unattractive middle aged woman, who is already taken by a weird man, with a cat obsession...and that dislikes everything that changed since he was a child. A Jäger demon is something you do not want to encounter. Many incidents have resulted in broken glasses, bloody shoulder blades, and laryngitis. Jäger is an amazing beverage, just be careful to not abuse it's amazing powers!

"Joey had jäger demons and told everyone Darlene gave him a rim job."

by Mojojoejoemojo October 12, 2013

Smiley Jacker

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).

Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"

by spme November 23, 2009

Jager-Enabler

Someone who waits until you're vulnerable then hits you with one or more Jager-bombs, thus ensuring that your night of drinking immediately takes a turn for the worse.

I can't remember a thing about last night. John is a real Jager-Enabler...he kept on buying rounds of Jager-bombs and I will never forgive him for it.

by Ditzyharpy March 19, 2009

Jager Nuke

Typically done by Teenagers in someone's back yard with at least 3 people, Instead of dropping a shot of Jager into a glass of red bull, you take a full bottle of Jager and chug from it for at least 5 seconds, then chug from a large can of red bull for at least 5 seconds. Repeat until the bottle is empty.

Dom, Owen, and I did a Jager Nuke last night and when we woke up there was vomit all over the floor and we didn't remember what happened

by MCD2014 July 9, 2012

Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.

That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!

by The infamous car jacker Dave February 26, 2010

jager nuke

jager nuke A much larger stronger version of the famous shot jager bomb(Redbull and Jagermeister)

That Jager nuke really got me hammered.

by mike karate February 24, 2008