jujuonean rhapsody 

saddest song ever

hoe: juju! have you been crying?
juju: yes, i listened to jujuonean rhapsody again
hoe: *sobs intensely* :(((
juju: it's okay, we both didn't get into mit

jujuonean rhapsody by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii October 5, 2021

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease 

you're always saying sorry impulsively forever on a loop until you die

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease is very serious lol

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

jujumpyou kaisen

Anime with the best jump scenes in any anime

Itadori: wanna jump mahito again?
Nanami: sure
*proceeds to conduct the most devious and disrespectful jump on mahito*
Mahito got jujumpyou kaisen’ed

jujumpyou kaisen by Jjk( jojoke) October 19, 2023

Princess Jujube 

A princess disguising as a commoner, known for her wit, creativity and seductive powers.
With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.

She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.

An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.

Friend1: Can you make it for Robin's birthday party tonight?
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend2: Yes
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!

Princess Jujube by Shad20 June 7, 2011

jujubee 

A disgusting candy that is now outlawed in most continental states.

Hey, I just vomited that jujubee

jujubee by Captain Chad January 27, 2004

juju pussie 

When your pussy is tight and pink and clean

When you are having sex with your man and come fast juju pussie

juju pussie by Bawl out September 3, 2019

juju 

the act of sticking your hand up somebody's shirt sleeve (preferably) or sweatshirt sleeve. It can be quite difficult to juju a person with a tight,long sleeved shirt.
UPDATE: there are many forms of juju, some of which being "le juju" pronounced shoo-shoo, the infamous "zoey 101" juju and who can forget the wuju, a wanna-be juju done by a rookie.

person 1: ._.

person 2: *JUJU*

person 1: 0_0 woaaah!!

juju by Don't use your real name. March 18, 2009