jam maker

Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.

"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"

by Mama Spell November 8, 2011

jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006

jam man

A rasterfarian man of jamacan oriogin who particularly likes smoking marajuana while listening 2 Bob Marley

Rass man dis weed is Harsh stik on dat Bob Marly Lp

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.
Also when u are crunk da fuk out u use this word alot

Yo conor we got this area jam locked wit are juice in hand.

by Filliest Crunk Buck May 22, 2007

Jam Mile

The act of a person committing suicide by jumping from the roof, window, or balcony of a high-rise building.

The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.

Hotel Babylon quote: "It's much better if they fly the Jam Mile. You know when they jump off their balconies? It means we're not responsible for clearing up the goo."

by AcidCookie July 22, 2009

jam it

Alternate expression for 'NO WAY' or 'stick it in your orrafice'

Me: "how much do you want for that second hand goat.."

Them: "$150.."

Me: "Go JAM IT mate"

by Woka-Woka May 20, 2005

Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011