A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.
She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short
Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade
Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch
Dude1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.