when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.
My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
Get the inverted blumpkin mug.The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.
Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together
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Popular map on Counter-Strike that is famous (or perhaps infamous) for its large amount of camp spots.
Terrorists have to plant the bomb, while Counter-Terrorists defend the bombsites or defuse the bomb if it is planted.
Terrorists have to plant the bomb, while Counter-Terrorists defend the bombsites or defuse the bomb if it is planted.
After planting the bomb at de_inferno, I hid behind a box and killed 8 CTs with my AK-47 as they tried to defuse.
by Campin' Carl July 6, 2008
Get the de_inferno mug.Inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in Fife, Scotland. It is currently stuck in a time warp,
and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.
The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.
The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.
The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"
and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.
The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.
The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.
The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"
"Haw man I'm pure on my fifth bottle of Bucky the day" - Anonymous
Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit
"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman
Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit
"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman
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Get the invert mug.Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.
Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."
by Meeeeech December 15, 2008
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