iPod

A small anal insertable white box.

Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.

Flaws

- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig

"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "

by DirtySavage January 25, 2005

iPoor

One who is lacking in the latest technological devices and gizzmos.

Perosn 1: Check out my new iPhone and MP3 player.

Person 2: Cool, wish I had one; I'm so iPoor.

by MartyD007 April 27, 2010

iPod ADD

having so many songs on your iPod or MP3 player you can't decide on one

I spent half an hour trying to decide on a song. I have iPod ADD

by Randoll April 27, 2007

IPodanoid

The paranoia that your IPod knows what you're thinking

You're thinking about your ex-girlfriend and the song that you both liked comes up on your IPod, which makes you feel IPodanoid.

by Jackson Forderer April 4, 2007

ipod

An extremely popular high-capacity digital music player approximately the size of a deck of playing cards, first hitting the market in the early 2000's. Often the target of praise by those who have them and ridicule by those who are jealous and/or belligerent fans of other audio companies.

Tool: "Dude, DUDE...ipods suck LOL!!!!! IRIVER 4EVAH!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE"

Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."

by Non-fanboy July 27, 2008

iPodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.

Man, Steve was an iPodder. I'm glad he was dancing to U2 when that truck ran him over...seems to justify the whole accident.

by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

ipooched

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)

I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched

by Robert Funk January 13, 2008