honestreporting

A biggoted web site promoting anti-Islamic hate, and egregiously pro-Israel propaganda. A dishonestly named site.

www.honestreporting.org

by apoo July 26, 2004

Honest abe

Before receiving head, you shave your pubs and keep them close by, (preferably a night stand or in hand) then when your done getting dome you bust all around her mouth and sprinke the pubs on her face. This will create the appearance of a luxurious beard, much like that of Abraham Lincoln.

I picked up some dirty skank and gave her the honest abe. She pepper sprayed me immediately after

by Big Billa December 13, 2006

horseshoe crab

this is a sexual act between homosexual men where one man adjusts his penis in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly button. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans penis.

Gay guys like to horseshoe crab each other.

by makingyourday December 11, 2011

horses

trojan condoms...what you put on yo dick so u dont knock her up.

horses with my boxers on...horses with my boxers on..you got yo t-shirt and yo pannies i got horses with my boxers on.

by bob oliver November 11, 2006

Lez Be Honest

Another way to call a girl a Lesbian. The est in honest is not part of the word. :P

Miley Cyrus: Hey everbody!
Random Person: Lez Be Honest, Miley!
Miley Cyrus: *Screams* Who cares freak!

My note: isn't Miley Cyrus a Lesbian? I really hope I got that part right. ^_^

by TheAverageGirl February 16, 2015

I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

by CrystleJex April 9, 2019

Honsey

A young procrastinator, resembling a telephone pole.

Typically a male, and addicted to energy drinks.

Random dude: "Where did all the energy drinks go?"

Response: "Dunno. Honsey must have drunk them all!"

Random dude: "Dude, he's tall..."

by CVGS kid April 6, 2009