paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

"Perez Hilton"

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.

Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".

by IND317 April 21, 2009

paris hilton style

the act of fucking a skinny chick in the ass in the dark, and only getting about half way in there. also involves getting it all on tape in night vision and putting it on the web, also see hanoi hilton

"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"

by aaron, aka, god of being awesome and emperor of aaronstan December 3, 2003

Hilltoppers

A group of high school individuals from a small protected bubble of a town called "Los Alamos" who are centered on themselves and stirring up "drama". The girls have had sex with all your friends so don't feel special when you get laid. Half the population is set on getting high all the time and attending parties so they can get drunk and have an excuse to fuck everyone in the student body. People are flat out pussies, you will never have to "step" to anyone because the only kind of fighting people know are the passive aggressive shit talking behind your back and fucking with your car/house.

The party scene? horrible. Everyone "wants" to party but everyone's too much of a lazy piece of shit to set anything up. And when a house is open, the person who's house it is will keep it a total secret and invite 4 people over. Yeah some party. The only way to break this cycle is to find out where it is and crash the fuck outta that place! We used to have the mountains but now you can call it a big pile of ash so even the spirit of mountain parties is dying. Whatever this town is fucked! Go fuck yourself Hilltoppers!

"Gosh us Hilltoppers are the coolest people in the whole world nothing bad can ever happen to us!"

*Leaves los alamos and drives through espanola*
"Whatsup bitches!!!"
*Gunshots*

"Don't worry babe I would never cheat on you at the pary tonight"
Later....
"I'M HAMMERED!!! THE NEAREST 2 GUYS COME FUCK ME!!!"
The next day...
"So how was the party?"
"Oh it was boring, I barely even drank..."

by LosAlamosSucks September 10, 2011

paris hilton style

a form a of torture by forcing people to listen to real fucked up songs like "stars are blind"

that douche bag kevin federline AKA "K-Fed" is screwing us all paris hilton style

by koolkas August 12, 2006

to the hilt

the phrase that is yelled out when a man wants his lady friend to deepthroat him, not the mighty thrust of a broadsword where every inch of its deadly blade is stuffed into some poor sucker's belly stopping only when the righteous hilt is pressed against the flesh of the victim.

Jane, i want you to take it to the hilt tonight. TO THE HILT!! -with arm upraised in a commanding manner-

by dutch mcgregor May 21, 2007

Paris Hilton Defence

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."

by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007