Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Hanging wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is left hanging by his underwear for a period of time.

When I was around 8 years old my brothers gave me a hanging wedgie on our bunk bed and left to eat dinner. I was wearing tighty whities so it hurt more. When they got back, they took me down and let me eat.

by MPBOS September 6, 2014

Ass Hanging Out Bitches

1. MHFH awesome players who wear thongs allowing their asses to hang out while being bitchy to one another.
2. Girls who let their ass hang out while bitching about their lives.

At the MHFH sleepover one of the girls was wearing extremly short shorts which allowed her ass to hang out while she was bitching at me for leaving her stuff down stairs. She is such an Ass hanging out Bitches.

by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010

hanging wedgie

A wedgie where you have to hang your vicyum from a high place or just hang him!

Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!

by cooldude1 July 6, 2007

hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.

Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.

by boggler December 8, 2009

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Hanging from his sack

Commonly refers to women, in a work environment, that overly display favoritism towards certain male associates in a pseudo sexual manner. To overtly fawn over a male associate/ be overly friendly.

John is standing at the copier. Mary and Sue go up to John and flashing their smiles openly flirt with John and make riddiculous small talk. Kathy sees this and states to Bob who also had to endure this and exclaims...Wow they are feally hanging from his sack

by The Gnasher January 3, 2011