hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007

doggie handshake

The act of a dog burying his nose in a human crotch (especially a hot girl).

When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".

by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007

The Devil's Handshake

When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.

I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.

by Alongschlong November 20, 2018

T.I. handshake

Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.

man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey

by whrb October 16, 2008

hitler's handshake

a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.

Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.

by fenderhammer January 1, 2010

Tijuana Handshake

When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.

As my amigos and I walked in the door the stripper greeted me with a Tijuana handshake.

by Diego Nate November 10, 2010