E-Harmonied

Based on the E-Harmony dating site.

Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.

Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.

Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!

by Emobluejay January 5, 2014

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

H.harmony

H.Harmony is an instagrammer who runs into walls, drinks Monster energy and is just plain stupid.

I wish i was as dumb as H.harmony

by Clairerobyno3 September 19, 2017

duel harmonica

Two sexual partners lips running up and down the shaft of a penis at the same time

These two girls went down on me and gave me a duel harmonica

by Sillypills January 4, 2018

Lipstick Harmonica

When you’re going down on a girl on her period and it tastes like iron.

“babe, you on your period? It tastes like a lipstick harmonica”

by Iliterallycannothearyou January 22, 2018

Gagging Harmonica

The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.

Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.

The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.

Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!

by Stoney69 April 17, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019