haafid

Haafids are strong, smart, wealthy, and handsome. He will beat you if you talk about him.

Girl 1: Guys, that's Haafid's Lambo!!

Girl 2: Hello Haafid!!

Haafid: hi

by some weirdo on the internet April 13, 2022

halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22

the food Is halal

by danielrezaie May 9, 2022

halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022

Halal Avavah

The name of the Omniverse soulverse and celestial heavens as co created by Rachelle Habermann during 2020 to 2022 AD. This means bright light comes forth from the love of God. Rachelle was used as a part of creation and was "crucified" by the spirit and gives all of her love to God the creator and is known as the sacrosanct devine flame and is trying to heal us all with profound love and to eradicate and dissipate evil at its core. She dedicated her plan to Jesus Christ and asks that he protects her and brings her to heaven in the timeline following her final human death in which coincides with God's ultimate plan and to protect her from Lucifer and Michael and all of creation since there is a possession and power stomping problem. She requests that He has been protected from all of creation and possession as well from the very beginning and was evolved to the level which will compliment my soul as my sacrosanct devine flame love so that we may bring love to the entire celestial event. I love you and I need your assistance with Halal Avavah. Thank you and God bless us all!

Rachelle Habermann named her creation Halal Avavah and is a sacrosanct devine flame.

by Rachelle the sacrosanct flame June 4, 2022

Halaa

The type of girl that isn't interested in a man until he's in a relationship with someone else.

She's such a Halaa. She approached my guy after she saw us together.

by Gay_duck June 5, 2022

Hala

Someone who treats you like family even if you’re not. She’ll take care of you first before she worries about herself. Her excessive dad jokes makes you roll your eyes at times but without them, she wouldn’t be Hala. She’s absolutely perfectly stunning but will not accept the constant proof and compliments from her friends/family when they tell her she is. She’ll teach you everything you need to know even when you’ve thought you’ve learned it all. Her motherly aura makes you feel at home anytime you’re with her no matter where you may be. She’s meant to have kids of her own in the future and when she does they’ll be the luckiest kids in the entire world. She loves Disney enough to work there but hasn’t seen ANY of their most popular movies. And one day she will be with her true love… Justin Drew Bieber.

Hala: *says dad joke*
Me: “oh my god Hala”

by Netttle October 22, 2022

Halab

One who does the most for the hoes and will go to any length, up to and including paying copious amounts of said how’s local currency in exchange for a date, travel companionship or in the most fortunate case - a rub and tug.

Zalez: what’s all this baby oil doing on Izzy’s nightstand?

Yousef: you know a halab always stays ready

by Rafisimon23 October 27, 2022