J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011

dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.

My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

hump custard

noun: viscous substance that expels from the male after excessive humping

My hump custard went all over her tits.

by mimi m mimi June 1, 2006

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

camel hump

when the balls protrude and are visible through tight pants

Those pants were tight like no other; they gave him a camel hump.

by kevin November 25, 2003

hump bumper

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

by AugDog August 15, 2006

Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

by Tilly4 January 20, 2010