Cheese Grater

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

by Orochi January 27, 2007

guatemish

Guatemish (Gwat-em-ish)

The act of being bored. To live in extreme boredome with absolutely NOTHING to do.

I am SO guatemish today!

by willy watson June 22, 2009

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009

Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

Guatemalan Rattlesnake

I knew you would look.

When Mike heard about the Guatemalan Rattlesnake, he had to look it up in UD.

by IARef96 November 13, 2010

gurter

A: Gurter is a girl who goes down and sucks you off. She goes on your dick and goes gurt gurt gurt!

B: Derogatory term for someone who you don't like, used when you don't want them to know what you mean.

I learned this from a big drunk black guy at a party. Actually, I was trippin but he looked black.

A:
Chris: hey, how was Charlene last night?
Rob: She was a gurter, it was amazing!

B:
Guy at party: You are such a gurter!
Other guy: What?
First guy: HAHA!

by GURTERLUVA July 15, 2011