Gumjob

Getting fellatio from someone with no teeth.

I know a woman in a nursing home who is willing to give you a gumjob

by Zenling January 11, 2026

liam gunson

The act of inserting first your finger, then following your arm, head and finally body into baes vagina

"Ayo bruh I was with the bruuaaddhz last night and I totally Liam Gunson'd this bad bitch"

by baeandbae July 20, 2014

guinea gunboat

A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.

1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea

by askyourmom May 15, 2015

Elias GuhJongson (hehe)

this is the most homosexual of all on planet earth, also has sexual relations with his cousin

guy 1 - did you see that guy over there ? well he had sex with his cousin
guy 2 - HE DID WHAT ?!?! what a fucking Elias GuhJongson (hehe)....

by yungswaggy August 5, 2022

financial gunpoint

When you're forced to spend money on something that shouldn't even be necessary to survive on this planet (college tuition, rent, bills, spending less on food to pay rent, etc) but the only alternative to it is being forced into poverty, homelessness, debt, legal issues, or a worse situation if you don't give in.

Similar to being forced to give money or other valuables to a mugger when being robbed on the street or otherwise you'd be shot or murdered.

Girl: Fuck college. Everyone hates me here and I have no friends. The coursework is a nightmare and I dread the thought of working as a Java Developer with a bunch of sweaty neckbeard virgins in a hot office building from the 1970s for the next 30 years. I'm not even on track to graduating on time because my advisor fucked up and made me pick the wrong classes by mistake...

Consciousness: What about the $20K you spent on your tuition this year? Do you want to just drop out college altogether and work at McDonald's for the rest of your life making $7.25 an hour? There's plenty of meth addicts underneath the Brooklyn Bridge that you could hang out with if you choose that option! You'll be sleeping out on the street and will never be able to afford an apartment if you don't finish uni! Gotta love being held under financial gunpoint in THIS economy don't ya?

Girl: Fuck capitalism!

by christfucker77 September 6, 2023

park gunwook

he has shoulders that are so broad they could repave all of broadway with their width. His smexy lil part in Feel the Pop makes FEEL the ******** in some sort of way that stapled that image into my brain. He lives there. rent free.

You: Who is Park Gunwook?
Me: He is my prince, the love of my life, and the reason I breathe.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

Dirty Gurjot

Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue

“Did you hear, Alex did a dirty gurjot last night”

by Drakcir Omixam June 24, 2024