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giftie

A student who attends "gifted" classes- special education for those that are more intellectual that the typical student. They may be junior school or high school students.
Gifties tend to hang out in the drama hallway.

The gifties get to do all the fun stuff.

Are you in any giftie classes?
by Phwoar! January 21, 2004
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Kathy Griffin

1.One of the funniest comics in America.

2.Famous for dick jokes and making fun of other famous peers

3.Has a hit show on the Bravo Network; "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List"

4.Should be extremely famous because if that douch Dane Cook can be as a comedian, anybody can.

5.Won two Emmy's

6.Probably banned from at least 5 talk shows

7.And finally, needs to watch out for Oprah because girl, shes coming for you.
Maybe if Kathy Griffin didn't say Dakota Fanning went to Rehab on E! she wouldn't be out of a job

Kathy Griffin-I'll see you in hell:
by KGfan. July 9, 2009
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Lois Griffin

Lois griffin is the mother of the Griffins, for the famous T.V. show, Family guy. It is safe to say that she is one of the most sexually appealing anime characters in history. Everything about her screams SEXY!! From her sexy seductive voice to her sexy perfect body she is the ultimate animated sex fantasy.
Person 1: Lois Griffin is really sexy!!
Person 2: I love her body!!
by urban12323 May 7, 2014
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Graft

1) to work (esp. hard work like a builder etc. not really used for jobs like a lawyer but can be)

2) to function (if something grafts then it works, if it doesnt graft it is broken)

3) to steal
Ex. 1)
P1: you getting madded tonight?
P2: i cant ive got to be up early tomorrow for graft.

Ex. 2)
P1: let me show you this website i found its deadly
P2: you cant mate my shitty computer doesnt graft anymore.

Ex. 3) dosser thief: we off out on the graft tonight ive scoped the perfect gaf??
by forder89 April 19, 2010
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no boxed gifts

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.
Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please
by desiwedding September 2, 2010
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Grafter

A Grafter is a person who sets his stall out and proceeds to market trade with whatever currency is availble and it doesn't have to be money. A creative person who is capable of turning a blank canvass into a masterpiece and not frightened to Graft to achieve the required aim, to put food on the table. Rarely will you see a true Grafter in a JOB ( Just Over Broke )because they are to busy Grafting A Free Enterprise Freelance Entreprenure Freedom Fighter who lives to work. A chancer. A Grafter controls his own destiny.
The honourable profession of Grafting is a way of life. To be a Grafter you need to be self motivated a go-getter.
You will never see a true Grafter with an 'Andout' waiting for an 'Andout'

I should know I've been a grafter all me life and proud to be called one.
An example of one of my Grafts...
I'll set the scene...The run up to Lady Di's wedding was the buzz.I wasn't grafting at the time and lived over a Fruit & Veg shop in Penge High Street,just around the corner from 'Maple Road, at that time a predominately Fruit & Veg Market I was talking to the Owner Jeanie about the forthcoming wedding when one of my bright ideas come to me..I negotiated a deal for as many trays of Nectarines & Peaches she could spare me, so on the given day I was up at the crack of dawn and loaded up me little Vaukhall HA Van, with no 3rd gear and I had to climb in the passenger door and use a peg to keep the choke open until the 'ol girl'warmed up for the 30 minute journey to hopefully get a glimpse of the new 'Queen'. I then set off to 'Buck House'where 'is nibs'was set to marry a 'Vision'. I proceeded to park on 'Constitution Hill'which is just right of the 'Palace Gates'there was already a few other Grafters in place making their mark.
Well I slotted in comfortably. Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, and by the time the sun was over the yardarm,the place was jam packed. I'd sold all trays, I even dropped the price for the 'ol Bill'when a Copper crept up behind me and said, "Oy ow much you ripping everyone off for them then," I said 'Only 10 pence each Guvnor", Well,I thought he was gonna nick me. He led me over to the back window of this 52 seater Coach which was full of the 'Boys in Blue'queing along the aisle to get their thirsty mits on me wares, I thought they was gonna clean me out on their own. Back to 20 pence now their thirst was quenched. Me done then, I decided to head back to Penge after fighting me way back to me van, for another loadup. At that point I wished I'd had a Transit. Back in Penge, Jeanies no slouch, Top Grafter, she also sold out. Last time I see Jeanie was in Altea in Spain about 20 years later, still 'Graftin'knocking out Classy Womens clobber from a tasty little shop in the middle of Town, and she was pushing 60.
Jeanies audience had all about finished in Penge, when I left, mine were in full swing and I wanted to get back in the middle of it ready for the evening spillover. All Jean had left was boxes of apples, not as exciting as a Peach or Nectarine.A bit deflated, unperturbed I preceeded to transfer the Red Apples, after a polish to the Peach trays, in the hope to attract customers via misdirection. Seeing as selling is a numbers game, I hoped that the logic and reasoning that my future customers would have for making a buying decision was the same as mine,and overcome the disappointment and have an apple anyway.
All Grafters went home with a smile on their faces and empty vans. Thats what you call Grafting.Top Banana
by Top Banana a True Grafter April 8, 2009
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Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy

Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.
Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy
as seen on TV youtube and Live
by glory promo August 24, 2008
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