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1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.
I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.
greek mac by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003
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Greek Heimlich 

The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.
When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich
Greek Heimlich by screaminluke October 1, 2011

Greek Picnic 

That was one hell greek picnic last night, hope to attend another soon.
Greek Picnic by Slippers419 November 18, 2011

greek wank 

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.
Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.
greek wank by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Greek Straight 

(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.
"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."
Greek Straight by ThatsRealNeato October 26, 2014

greek sister 

Bosses you around and runs the family. Throw temper tantrums, needs to be treated like a princess, domineering, and doesn't hesitate to use manipulation. Her brother takes on husband duties and she may act like his wife.
greek sister by Poisiden March 30, 2016

greek spit

To cum in someones ass, then suck out the cum from the ass-hole, spit it in a cup and serve it to your mother or father
john's father was given a cup of greek spit
greek spit by indian whore November 5, 2007