screaminluke's definitions

Soggy Monkey

When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.

Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!

by screaminluke July 10, 2011

Greek Heimlich

The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.

When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich

by screaminluke October 1, 2011

MFS

Man Face Syndrome

guy 1- That girl has a bangin body

guy 2- yea but shes got MFS

guy 1- yea, she kinda looks like my uncle

by screaminluke October 1, 2011