gralpus

ultra virgin, 0.1 inches, plays osu and rex everyday, drinks 28 beers and vodkas

hi gralpus how was the unfath

by notxavierlim March 19, 2024

grahlalala

To be crazy in love with someone and all about them

I’m so grahlalalal about you

by Rizzler dressed in black December 6, 2024

graal

A once-thriving 2D online world, now a post-apocalyptic wasteland of pixelated nostalgia, bot-ridden economies, and Mass PM spam. Originally an innovative blend of Zelda-style gameplay and player-driven creativity, Graal has since decayed into a surreal limbo where veteran players mourn the past, and new players wander cluelessly through cash-grab microtransactions.

Graal is maintained by a server in an abandoned building somewhere in France, where the legendary Unixmad's skeleton still sits in a dusty office chair, overseeing the game's slow, inevitable demise. A moldy croissant on his desk threatens to consume the last remnants of the server, while Graalians remain oblivious, too busy flexing overpriced hats and PKing in a game where skill is questionable at best.

Despite years of players dramatically "quitting forever," most inevitably return, unable to resist the pixelated addiction. Graal is proof that even when a game dies, its ghost lingers in laggy servers, Mass PMs, and the distant cries of "free trial accounts."

Person 1: "Bro, let’s hop on Graal and relive the glory days!"
Person 2: "You mean the days before pay-to-win and Discord drama?"

Old School Graalian: "Graal was way better before 2007."
New Player: "Shut up boomer, Classic is peak."

Returning Player: "I quit this game years ago…" logs in again

by Rice2k February 12, 2025

Grailed Hitler

A notorious seller on Grailed, the fashion reselling platform, disliked by the fashion community.

Hated by the masses, this user resells items at extortionate prices with the purpose of creating "false hype".
Grailed Hitler profits off this by using Russian bot software on live fashion drops on websites which are scarce in quantity, to buy out all the stock for himself like Enfants Riches Deprimes. These pieces have a set price but he makes it seem like these pieces are highly sought after, whereas in reality they are not.

Effectively, this guy runs pumps and dumps on fashion.

Person 1: Hey, did you see 4GSellers new listing? Bro these geobaskets are 4000$ what a steal!
Person 2: No way youre in support of Grailed Hitler. Youre getting scammed astagfiruallah

4GSeller: yeah keep hating thats why you jack off to my girls onlyfans blah blah im obnoxious and fucking annoying book an appointment hmu icl ts pmo boohoo buy now

yungstarbeam: Hello Bro.. </3

by 4GSellerHater April 18, 2025

Grall

To gargle something horribly and spit it out or play a warlock on World of Warcraft horribly.

This motherfucker just gralled the shit out of that!

by Sevencliffs April 28, 2025

gralingg

Graling won a breathing contest with a fish
Graling can watch a 60 minute show in 20 minutes

Graling can squeeze apple juice out of a watermelon

Graling is the embodiment of aura “Gralingg”

by wemby May 15, 2025

Gralkling

The act of speaking or sharing with intentional gratitude; engaging in conversation that focuses on thankfulness, joy, or praise—especially as a counter to habitual complaining or negativity.

“Before we start dinner, let’s gralkle about something we saw God do today.”
“I’ve been trying to replace my complaints with gralkling lately—my whole outlook has changed.”

by Fetalp0sition July 29, 2025