goo roll

When you drop the toilet (loo) roll down the toilet normally by accident and when you fish it back out its all soggy and never returns to its original state no matter how dry it gets. Hence goo roll.

Husband: I'm just going to get some loo roll
Wife: What! I only just bought some today
Husband: Yeah sorry thats goo roll now
Wife: EEWWW

by wildturkey69 October 20, 2009

Gigiddy Goo

Adj.

1. Slang for Remarkable; outstanding
2. To be hot

Jay: Duude, Patty is soo Gigiddy Goo!
Diego: Dips!

by ggdygoo May 31, 2012

Goo Syndrome

Semen from a woman's last partner that is still oozing out of the vagina after unprotected Intercourse.

Damn man, I went up stairs with Debbie last night and soon as she took her panties off i noticed she had a bad case of Goo Syndrome!

by Snail Trail69 August 18, 2009

Lady Goo

An alternative term for female discharge.

Originated from Chesterfield, UK

"Oh no Jade! That looks nasty, is that...LADY GOO?!"

by JoshuaPuddle October 24, 2016

Goo Garnish

The aftermath of a cumshot. To garnish a woman’s face with male ejaculate.

After Karen got done sucking my dick I gave her the old goo garnish!

by Amargz December 3, 2019

Elmer's Goo

Dried out crust left over from a wad of Cum when the sperm dehydrates and hardens.

When Joe's Grandma passed out in her chair watching TV, his friends were all too eager to cement her eyes shut with a batch of Elmer's Goo!

by Flamin' Raymond June 9, 2009

goo zone

that awful pouch of fat that circulates in your lower stomach right around your navel; developed after extensive snacking followed by minimal exercise; also comes with age and laziness; may be result of freshman fifteen

Child: (while laying on mom's stomach) "Mommy, your tummy is like a squishy pillow"
Mother: "No sweetie, that's just my goo zone"

by emandm November 6, 2011