harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT

roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit

by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023

I’M GOATED

I Am Greatest Of All Time Every Day

Kim: Lee you dance, cook, drive semi’s, do construction, do electrical work, always teaching people new things, great listener etc you’re Goated
Lee: yeahhh I’M GOATED

by ImGoatedBrand September 17, 2023

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023