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When someone has too many Glasses

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by 5 7t January 28, 2025

glasses

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror

Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper March 6, 2011

whore glasses

similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.

guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."

by Candice fourthback September 4, 2013

groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!

It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!

by Muckleash November 23, 2014