goat material

Somebody or something that is capable of being the greatest of all time.

You're goat material.

by Authex December 30, 2021

Disgruntled Goat

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.

Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

lopa-goal

A goal in futbol (or American Soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circumstance.

*A ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal*

Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!

*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*

Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009

Goatee

Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip

Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"

by Goatee September 22, 2014

Fun Goalie

A wife or girlfriend that stops a man from participating in enjoyable activities.

A guy wants to go to a football game and the wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond; she is a Fun Goalie

by jackmehofff March 17, 2009

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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020