A horribly un-athletic individual.... Try's to make up for their lack of sporting talent by talking their superior drinking ability. But as sure as the sun will rise a gerda will be asleep by 9pm and never win completion of any description that requires skill or coordination.
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Get the geirkztilb mug.The best dude in the world hes good at gravity and other stuff in school. unlike kaspar karu whos dumb. gerdo is cool even the teachers like him. hes chill and not bullies.
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Gerda -
an obnoxious and irritating being. It walks like a gobblin, chews like a dog. Smells horrific - a natural blend of week old salmon and a bit of curry. To ensure safety, follow these measures:
1. do not engade in a conversation
2. do not get near it
an obnoxious and irritating being. It walks like a gobblin, chews like a dog. Smells horrific - a natural blend of week old salmon and a bit of curry. To ensure safety, follow these measures:
1. do not engade in a conversation
2. do not get near it
by poodlemommy07 March 17, 2023
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