Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

In-gauge

The act of sticking ones penis into the earlobe of his female partner.

Hey bro, my chick told me to try something new last night, so I in-gauged her pretty hard!

by Snowflake89 September 25, 2013

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

rachel gough

SUPREMEMEMEQUEEN

daym, she’s got good memes, she must be a rachel gough

by Fuckingautism101 May 15, 2018

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

bella gaghen

Bella Gaghen is a very very short person, she has hazel eyes and brown hair. She is one of the funniest people outta her friend group. When you are said she will always put a smile on your face. She has a boyfriend. Instead of artistic she’s autistic that’s what all her friends say but she really isn’t she just has a good sense of humor. She will never let you down when you first meet her she won’t be like everyone else she will make her self comfortable around you even when she first meets you she is super pretty that’s what all her friends tell her but she will deny it! So whatta do baby boo! Is what she says all the time from here on out.

Bella gaghen is pretty but her herself doesn’t think so.

by Bella Gaghen November 27, 2018