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Garrett

Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
by Bigham42069 November 23, 2021
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Garrett B. Bowen

A heart boy with a massive cock holy shit

also loves hentai!!
Wow his penis is huge he’s such a Garrett B. Bowen
by Reed Neese November 23, 2021
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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
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Garrett Resley

John: "Who's Garrett Resley?"
Dylan: "Batman, Who Else"
by Midstar11 May 22, 2023
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jacki garrett

Man, that chick is like jacki garrett
by Drdct March 26, 2023
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Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them
Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.
by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025
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