Guarb

To penetrate/fuck violently or in a violent fashion. Usually meant as insulting beyond the common penetration slang, "fuck".

"He deserves a good guarbing!","Guarb you!","Dude I just got royally guarbed","Guarbing your first cousin is very inappropriate."

by Berto-san January 11, 2009

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Color Guard

we're the "icing on the cake" we make the band look pretty and put some color in to the band on the field with many visuals using flags,rifles,sabres,or anything else you can find

go to a marcing band competition and see the guard strut their stuff and twirl those falgs!!

by Meg December 6, 2003

fallopian beetle guard

a beetle who defends the fillopian tubes from vaginal trolls, blacks and spike lee.

Chill, that bitches fallopian beetle guards got wizard prismatics spray.

by Mori-Moto Godzilla February 23, 2008

Coast Guard Academy

A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.

Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!

by Chase Hall September 20, 2008

guaranteed

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

by Rowan11111 October 28, 2007

Guardian

Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.

Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?

Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.

Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!

by justintime911 December 5, 2009