grandpa rabbit

mummy pigs dominate sex toy

user 1" mummy pig is a whore"
user 2" she keeps fucking grandpa rabbit in the asshole with her 20 inch didlo that she uses on georgie pig without cleaning so therefore grandpa pig gets stds by a 8 yr old"

by Izzayizzay June 28, 2024

Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.

"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024

Fukushima Grandpa

The older employees at the Fukushima nuclear plant who stayed behind to try to stem the meltdown so that their younger colleagues could escape radiation poisoning.

"I have normal, healthy babies today because my older supervisor at the Fukushima plant insisted I flee while he stayed to lock down the cooling towers. He is their true grandfather, their Fukushima Grandpa."

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024

grandpa lore

Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit

Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s

Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore

by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 9, 2023