Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever
by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023
Get the Grandpamug. Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023
Get the Great Grandpa Jokemug. (weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
Get the weather grandpamug. A male who has inherited their grandfather's racist views and beliefs, usually due to spending time together in excess.
by Shattergang Ace December 31, 2023
Get the grandpa's boymug. Grandpa Millennial GM - a mature gentleman who excels in contemporary trends such as posting social media, growing facial hair, & hanging out with younger crowds who may be kids or grandkids (but not necessarily). Engages others for tips and tricks around smart phone use & computers from time to time and prefers uninvited guests to stay off his lawn.
That Grandpa Millennial (GM) can drop his cane and dodge traffic on a Bird scooter before you finish a tweet.
by SuJoSweet March 13, 2019
Get the Grandpa Millennialmug. Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.
So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.
abbr: GSP
So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.
abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.
Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...
Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.
Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...
Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.
Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
Get the Grandpa's Service Pistolmug. 