glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

Glock cock

When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock

Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah

by Connor scoogle June 4, 2018

Glocky

Glocky is a real bossed up nigga, he’s also a young rich big bag getta

Omg glocky u such a bossed up ass nigga or glocky so sexy🥰

by Inspectorglock November 21, 2021

smoke glock

smoke glock a just fired gun, smoking gun. Glock is a semi-auto hand gun, usually a 9MM.

JayZ song Hard Knock Life: From the dope spot, with the smoke glock/ Fleeing the murder scene,

by Gryphcat November 1, 2013

glock stomp

to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.

I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.

by Tjtjtj May 14, 2008

glock dick

Usually assisted by drinking or doing cocaine, the act of having sex with a girl more than 30 times in one night

Jack got Glock dick and fucked Jill 78 times!

by Titties1993 February 2, 2017

Glock Glock 1000

When your bestfriend has to take a shit, so he comes to your house to get anal then sucks your penis

Fuck a glock glock 1000, trust me hes a rawdogger

by KorelleW August 25, 2022