Fried Me

Something someone says when they are humiliated or ignored, but not usually in a serious way.

Person 1: Hey what's up?

Person 2: *ignored*

Person 1: Fried Me...

by Akotor June 15, 2010

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Fried chicken lips

Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.

Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

frined

turbo2nr's slang version of the word friend. Also see buddy

the probe is on its last breaths, its like losing your best frined.

by SiGNAL748 February 13, 2005

Fried Rice

Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female

My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.

by Candice Lick-alot October 18, 2012

you fried

A word deriving from the un-ghetto suburbs of Macomb County, Michigan, where whites make up a majority of the population. You fried means you've been insulted badly, or you don't know what your talking about, it can also mean you've said something just plain stupid. You are also fried if, you say this word every other word

You can use this word when you have a strong disagreement, or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comeback. The African American population enjoys using this "slang" language.

Man you know i fucked Dr. Dre Ph.D right ... negro you fried no you didn't.

or

Jesus was born 2009.... you fried dummy

or

my air force twos better than your j`s .. "bitch" you fried

or

Tupac: bitch you fried you fried ass motha fried fucker
Biggie: (in a deep voice) naw nigga you fried for saying fried

by tyrone biggums the 2nd May 18, 2009

Kentucky Fried Faggot

A gay male from Kentucky.

Dude, that guy is a Kentucky fried faggot!

by Trick_daddy November 17, 2007