Four Loko

A strong malt beverage with 12% alcohol content. Due to the rising numbers in illegal mexican immigrants, it makes sense that we are finally marketing malt beverages toward people of mexican or latin american decent. Extremely cheap, usually $3, so now everyone can afford to get wasted. Its closest relative would be Steel Reserve 211, Joose, or Sparks, however Four Loko is much more delicious. Four Loko can be found in a variety of different delicious flavors such as orange, fruit-punch, grape, watermelon, and blue raspberry.

Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY:

Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)

Thank you to our "South of the Border" friends for inspiring such an amazing drink.

Caution: Men should not consume more than 3 at the most. Women should not consume more than 1. Although 12% alcohol content is not extremely high, the crack that is injected inside the can after bottling is finished sends your brain into a Fiesta you are sure to never remember.

Pedro: "Yo Ese, wanna get some four loko?"

Garcia: " Ay ya ya, I don't know buddy, that shit fucked me up last time. Remember? I went home with the donkey girl"

Pedro: "Si senor. I think I am going to get some. I want to find a girl like donkey girl"

Garcia: "Ay dios mio!" (Oh My God)

by DerrickOfCommonwealth November 18, 2009

Four Cheese Limit

The act of avoiding social interaction for reasons that boggle the mind of an outside observer.

Bob: So want to come over for a social dinner we are having tommorow? We are making 5 cheese ziti.

Ted: Eh, five cheeses? I have a four cheese limit. I will pass.

by Go CHINA December 6, 2006

Four fingers up

4 fingers up in a picture is used in selfies or group photos as a sign of respect.

Brad: “Yo Chad, put four fingers up”

Chad: “aye for sure dude”

by Super Smart Teen September 6, 2022

Four Loko

Incredible drink that combines alcohol and caffeine, delivering a long lasting and wild drunk time that'll surely get you gully. Federal agencies are working to ban the product but facing resistance. People all over the world are posting their loko tales at www.thelokolist.com to keep the drink alive.

I was drinking four loko and puked on a cop, so I posted my story at www.thelokolist.com !

by The Loko Legend November 20, 2010

Four fingers up

Your numb and don’t know what life is

That guy has four fingers up he must be numb

by Akskzkzknzbsa September 10, 2022

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

four twenty

A celebrated time for potheads all around the USA (and possibly other countries) because it is believed that at 4:20, whether it be night or day, one should partake in the activity of smoking marijuana. It has practically made its self a holiday if you look at the date April 20th, which in months and days would be, in fact, Four Twenty.
Rejoice little potheads, for this might just someday be put on a calender expressly for the use of the 99 Cents store.

Bud: What time is it Mary-Jane?
Mary-Jane: *inhales* It's four twenty.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 27, 2008