Ace Flu

An ironic noun when having a type of sloth psychosis in which the person under the influence of the psychosis become very lazy, slothlike and procrastinates often.

Professor: Where is your project, Jenkins?

Jenkins: I had ace flu last night so I didn't do it.

by Vanthaman December 16, 2009

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020

Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019