by Lurpak April 29, 2003
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a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:
1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!
b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms
1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!
b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms
Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!
(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!
(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...
by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010
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by Arvin March 2, 2004
Get the floor duty mug.Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.
Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.
If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!
If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!
by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009
Get the Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather mug.<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.
Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.
Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.
Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.
by clams luscious June 11, 2008
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