Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.

"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011

Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo

James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!

by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011

Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"

Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."

by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020

Panny Facing About

A Scottish term used to describe someone who is just being stupid and silly.

Person 1: I hate everyone who doesn’t like apples.
Person 2: Please, stop Panny Facing About.

by The NathanatorYT June 6, 2020