PURE FILTH

When men need some help with the females... they hunt and find the Pure Filth girlie... she is a sight to be seen. Not only does she gather phone numbers like no other, she knows everyone and anyone, can get you into anywhere for free, can get you chatting to the hottest girls and boys --- as they are all her friends.. AND... has done most things but is never called dirty as her reputation is in tact due to the fact that she only pulls the hottest guys... and nobody messes with this girl otherwise you may find the tennis, rugby, football and err... badminton teams on your ass!!!!

Jamie + Tim: "My god Ollie your sooooo dirrty!!!"

Ollie: "I'm not dirrty!!! I'm PURE FILTH!!"

by Pure Filth October 25, 2006

cradle of filth

Lovely, cuddly, somewhat Gothic band, who dont take themselves too seriously.
Hence, they are hated by "real" black metal fans because they do things like having a laugh, instead of being "credible" and burning down churches in sweden or something

Dimmy Bugaboo fan: " my favorite band look like Kiss and produce humourless sludge while trying to be scary!"
BLLOOORRRRPPP!!!!
(implodes under weight of own pseud-ness)

by Skeletal Munchkin December 7, 2004

cradle of filth

kick ass band

cradle of filth is THE SHIT

by shiva July 21, 2003

Cradle of Filth

A good band... I wouldn't consider them as black metal, because it's more symphonic. They have tons of cd's, and Dani filth is motherfucken hot! Their new cd nymphetamine came out, and it's pretty damn good. If you like cradle of filth also check out Dimmu Borgir Nightwish and Children of bodom

Six feet deep is the incision
In my heart, that barless prison
Discolours all with tunnel vision
Sunsetter
Nymphetamine
Sick and weak from my condition
This lust, a vampyric addiction
To her alone in full submission
None better
Nymphetamine
~Nymphetamine
Cradle of filth

by Kristina Delonge November 15, 2004

Felch bang

After sucking the spunk out of a gay man's brownflower, his companion proceeds to fist his ass fiercely until he faints or explodes.

"oh Todd i love when you felch bang me"

by Bon Juckley March 10, 2008

Felcha

A word gay people use for their feral act.
It's when a guy comes up another guys arse then sucks it out with a straw.

Mmmm... Oh yeah, this is good shit!
Ummm... You're suppose to be sucking out the come.
I didn't ask for a no chocolate felcha!

by Jamie May 24, 2004

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

by Cassieeee January 14, 2007