taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman May 7, 2018

the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake

Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night

by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018

Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

They call me the butthole fondler

by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Ben Findler

A good guy, he always makes you laugh and smile so much whenever you see him, always down for a good time. Is secretly the big gay although he will not admit it.

Kid: What is an example of a gay man?
Me: Ben Findler.

by howabouthellno February 24, 2019

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021