Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.

Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...

by RITguy July 9, 2010

florida panty dropper

Noun - arbor mist, wild vines, boones farm, etc.

That girl was getting her pussy annihilated after having a few too many florida panty droppers.

by florida pipeline inc December 16, 2010

florida sunrise suprise

The act of a girlfriend surprising her boyfriend during his morning shower by creeping quietly into the bathroom and throwing the curtain open and proceeding to piss all over shower stall and his legs and feet

My girlfriend me got me good this morning with the Florida sunrise suprise

by dpatte26 December 31, 2013

Florida-esque

When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather

That girl's vagina was so florida-esque

by Sex_monkey December 5, 2014

Florida

Also known as the Sunshine state because of its year round warm weather, florida is a great place to live. It's a pretty common stereotype that florida is filled with snowbirds and old people and that is 100% true. The old people are known for driving 20-30 miles under the speed limit and causing careless car accidents however on the plus side if an old person hits you it's very unlikely anyone will be seriously injured or killed and your car will probably have very little damage because old people don't usually go over 20 mph so you're good. The term "snowbirds" refer to the northerners that visit florida and they wear shorts and sit outside tanning when it's 60 degrees out while the floridians are inside bundled up with the heater on. In florida we get hurricanes all the time and they don't scare us unless their high categories. In fact hurricanes are welcomed because it's a good excuse to have a day off and hurricane parties are pretty typical down here. The weather in florida is extremely bipolar it's typical for it to pour really hard for 2 minutes and then have completely clear skies minutes later. Winter doesn't really exist in florida especially in south florida where it will occasionally get below 60 during the day in the winter time but other than that it's pretty much warm year round, Floridians consider below 60 to be freezing and we start bringing out the winter coats and uggs when it gets to that temperature.

The old people in Florida can't drive to save their lives!

by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016